1
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[ laughter ]

2
00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,244
[ screaming ]

3
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Let's just get this started.

4
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Are you [bleep] kidding me?

5
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Who's a good cat?

6
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[ laughter ]

7
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[ chuckles ]

8
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[ laughter ]

9
00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:29,828
Today we're stranded
on the side of the road because,

10
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Son of a gun,
our car broke down!

11
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After flagging down a good
samaritan to help us out,

12
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We'll have to do and say
whatever the other guys tell us.

13
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If you refuse to do or say
anything, you lose.

14
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Guys, I-I don't know, guys.
It's not looking good.

15
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Damn.
Nobody's stopping for me.

16
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That car looks good
on camera

17
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In a way that cars
don't look anymore.

18
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No.
How you doing, bro?

19
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It's not turning.
It just clicks.

20
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Yeah.

21
00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,859
Yeah?
Well, you know
what it is.

22
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"the engine might be
overheated, buddy."

23
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The engine maybe
is overheated, I thought.

24
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Inside is a fan.
Fan the engine.

25
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This is the engine?

26
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[ laughter ]

27
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It says "rave daddy"
on the fan.

28
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"rave daddy"!

29
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[ laughter ]

30
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It's from my old days.

31
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Oh, yeah?

32
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That was
another lifetime ago.

33
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But I would pull up and be like,
"rave daddy's here."

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[ laughter ]

35
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Murr: Sal, now reveal

36
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That your mother fell down
the basement stairs

37
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And she can't get up.

38
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Yeah. I just was -- I was
getting back in the car

39
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Because my mom fell down
the basement stairs.

40
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Yeah.
"she's been there
an hour."

41
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She's been there
about like an hour now.

42
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"at the bottom of the stairs,
legs akimbo."

43
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At the bottom of the stairs,
legs akimbo.

44
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Yeah. I told aaa,

45
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But they said they
can't just rush

46
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Because my mom's on face
first in the cement.

47
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[ laughter ]

48
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Have him get in the car
to try to turn it over.

49
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And then, while you're
under the hood,

50
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Start pulling cables
out left and right.

51
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Would you just try to start
it for me so I could just look?

52
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Yeah, just turn it
a couple times.

53
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We put in, like, fake pieces
for you to pull out, bud.

54
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Oh, okay. What is that?
Okay. Hold on.

55
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[ laughter ]

56
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Maybe it's this thing.

57
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Well, I don't know, because
I don't know what the hell is...

58
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Oh, god, jesus christ.

59
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This car is
falling apart, man.

60
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"how do we do this now?

61
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Do we exchange
insurance information or"...

62
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How does it work now, though?
What do we do?

63
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Do we exchange
insurance information or...

64
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Me? Why me?

65
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Well, me -- you and I,
because of this.

66
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I don't have insurance.
Oh, okay.

67
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Yeah, I just
ride a bike.

68
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Q: "well, then how are you
going to pay for this?"

69
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[ laughing ]

70
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You don't have insurance?

71
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Then how are
you gonna pay for this?

72
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[ laughter ]

73
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You want me
to pay for it?

74
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"look at all these parts
on the floor."

75
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Look at all the parts
on the floor.

76
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I don't know...

77
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What am I gonna --
what are we gonna do?

78
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I mean, I was just
riding my bike.

79
00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,182
"do you have an attorney,
or is it just you?"

80
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,617
You have an attorney
or something like that?

81
00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:07,385
Oh.

82
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[ laughter ]

83
00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,255
"mm. No insurance,
no attorney.

84
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This could be
pricey for you."

85
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No insurance, no attorney.

86
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This could be pricey for you.

87
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[ laughter ]

88
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"I shouldn't have drift raced
that asian kid this morning."

89
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You know what, I --

90
00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,271
I'll tell you this now
that I'm --

91
00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,873
Now that I'm reflecting
on the day, I shouldn't have

92
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Drift raced with
that asian kid this morning.

93
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"when I see an asian,
I want to race him."

94
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I don't -- I mean, I can't --
I can't pull up next

95
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To an asian person
and not race them.

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[ laughter ]

97
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Maybe.
"you know, [bleep] it,
let's burn it."

98
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Sal, go to the trunk.
There's a gas tank.

99
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Douse the car
with gasoline.

100
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[ bleep ]

101
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[ laughter ]

102
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I'm just gonna light it
and get the [bleep] out of here.

103
00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,507
You got room to go on --
can two go on it? Okay.

104
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All right, come on.

105
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Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go go!

106
00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,848
It's going up.
You gotta get out of here, bro.

107
00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,916
It's me and you.
Put your hands
on his tits.

108
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[ laughter ]

109
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[ ding! ]

110
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All right, q.

111
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I don't know nothing
about cars. Oh.

112
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Oh. You're pulling --
thank you.

113
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Oh, here we go, buddy.

114
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Hey, how's it going?
I'm brian.

115
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Mark.
Mark.
Nice to meet you, mark.

116
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I was bringing the classic out.

117
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Oh, you got a mustang
motor up in here.

118
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Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna get a screwdriver.
Stick it in there.

119
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I'm going to have you crank it
to see if we're --
okay. All right.

120
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We didn't really want
to repair it.

121
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"I've never been
in this situation before."

122
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I've actually never been
in this situation before.

123
00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,283
"I've fantasized
about it, but"...

124
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[ laughing ]

125
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I-I've fantasized about it,
but I've never actually --

126
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All right.
You want to go crank it?
Yeah, let's go crank it.

127
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[ laughter ]

128
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[ engine cranking ]

129
00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,628
All right.
You got no spark.

130
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No spark. That's what my wife
said about my marriage.

131
00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,301
"mark, if you got cables, you
can just try jacking me off."

132
00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,570
So either you got
a bad coil...

133
00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,705
This isn't a situation
where you, like,

134
00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,441
Grab cables and just,
like, jack me off with it?

135
00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,842
No.
No.

136
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[ laughing ]

137
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Sal: "I'm not --
I'm not a big car guy."

138
00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,180
I'm not a -- like,
I'm not a big car guy.

139
00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:17,449
"maybe there was
excessive backlash

140
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In the differential ring."

141
00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,051
Maybe there's
excessive backlash

142
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In the differential ring.

143
00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,588
"and the pinion gears require
like a re-shimming."

144
00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,458
And the pinion gears, they
require re-shimming, I was told.

145
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

146
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[ laughter ]

147
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-Is that a camera?
-"is that a camera?"

148
00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,068
So you ever watch
that show "impractical jokers"?

149
00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:38,870
-Yeah.
-You like that show?

150
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Holy shit.

151
00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,274
[ laughter ]

152
00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,742
You're on
"impractical jokers."

153
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Am I really?
Yeah.

154
00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,211
You got me out here
fixing your [bleep] car.

155
00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,013
That's right!

156
00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,815
It runs?
It runs.

157
00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,684
But you should get
a cap and rotor.

158
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[ ding! ]

159
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[ laughter ]

160
00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,423
Q: "oh, man. I was on my way
to a candle convention."

161
00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,492
I was on a candle convention.

162
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,093
[ all chuckling ]

163
00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:03,561
Just -- I don't know
what to do here.

164
00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,297
Uh, do you know anything
about cars, buddy?

165
00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:07,299
I can't turn it over.
Man: I can try for
you real quick.

166
00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:09,434
Thanks, buddy.

167
00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,703
This is a little smoke
machine we installed in.

168
00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,904
-What's your name?
-Peter.

169
00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,506
Peter, james.
Nice to meet you, man.

170
00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,107
"peter, she stopped
vrooming."

171
00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,775
She stopped
vrooming is the thing.

172
00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,177
Like, she was
vrooming before.

173
00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,446
You know what it is?
[ cell phone buzzing ]

174
00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,381
Give me a second look.
That's my mechanic.
Oh.

175
00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,850
He's trying to turn it over,
but it won't turn.

176
00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,785
Yeah, it won't turn.
It usually goes vroom, vroom.

177
00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,321
But it's not now.

178
00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,855
Yeah. Try and turn it
over real quick.

179
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I'll turn it over. Okay.

180
00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,259
Let me know if you see anything
clicking or any --

181
00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:36,461
The spark plug.

182
00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,129
Oh, no.
Let it go. Stop.

183
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[ laughter ]

184
00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,305
Peter: But, yeah, try
and turn it over real quick.

185
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Let me know if you
see anything clicking

186
00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,774
Or any -- the spark plug.

187
00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,375
Oh, no.
Let it go. Stop.

188
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[ laughter ]

189
00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,912
Surprise, murr.
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

190
00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,714
[ laughing ]

191
00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,649
"what did you do?"
what'd you do?

192
00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,987
Peter? What the hell, man?
What'd you do?

193
00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,655
It's smoking like crazy.

194
00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,325
Q: You can't even see
the street.

195
00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:08,393
"I was already running late
to watch wendy williams."

196
00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,862
I was already running late
to watch wendy williams.

197
00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,731
"this stinks dick."
yeah, bro. You have
to call a tow truck

198
00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,599
This stinks dick.
It does.

199
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,134
[ laughter ]

200
00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,736
It stinks dick, peter.

201
00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,937
Yeah, you're gonna
have to call --

202
00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,739
I'm gonna miss
wendy williams at this point.

203
00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,942
This stinks dick, man.
Sal: I can't even see him!

204
00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,078
What do I do?
We have someone pulling --
an uber pulling up.

205
00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,815
Man: Hey, uber for james.
Uber for james? That's me.

206
00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,683
Sal: Murr get in that
uber and just leave.

207
00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,552
Dude, you gotta get --

208
00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,487
Dude, get out of here
before it blows!

209
00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,289
Go, peter! Go! Go, peter, go!

210
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,359
[ ding! ]

211
00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,094
Narrator: Looks like insurance
has the guys covered,

212
00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,497
Keeping them all safe
from the loser board.

213
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,633
Today we're at union
funeral home in new jersey,

214
00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,168
Working in teams.

215
00:07:50,171 --> 00:07:52,237
So we brought our good buddy
adam ray in to help us out.

216
00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,905
Glad to be here, fellas,

217
00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,374
To join you for this
very normal challenge,

218
00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,709
Where one of us
is a funeral director

219
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And the other will be
a corpse.    That's right.

220
00:08:00,381 --> 00:08:03,048
So we hired a temp worker to
help us set up before a funeral.

221
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,650
And our goal is
to distract that person

222
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,787
While the corpse rises from
the coffin to achieve a task.

223
00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,455
Whoever completes
the fewest tasks

224
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,191
Before being caught loses.

225
00:08:13,194 --> 00:08:15,160
Gah!
I'm afraid of ghosts!

226
00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,799
Sal: All right, murr, let's
get in this casket, bitch.

227
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,068
Q: This is a weird one.

228
00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,937
Now, murr, I've envisioned
this day for a long time.

229
00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,206
[ laughter ]

230
00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,075
How the hell do I keep
a straight face in here?

231
00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,143
You understand?
I'm going to be laughing.

232
00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,012
I'm genuinely nervous.
I want this to work.

233
00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,548
I can't wait for you guys to get
out of here because this is...

234
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,550
I know. I got a secret weapon,
though today, baby.

235
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,319
Who, adam ray?
That's right.

236
00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,155
Yeah, but you guys don't have
a great success record.

237
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A little lower, sal,
a little lower, sal.

238
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,292
Can't do it. I --
a little lower, sir.

239
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,493
Sir, can you go
a little lower?

240
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,995
Can't do it.
I'm scared.

241
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,163
Today's the day.

242
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,166
Your name's christine?
Okay, murr, you are dead.

243
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,968
Are you coming here
to help us today?

244
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,237
I hope you don't mind
the, uh, you know.

245
00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,440
I used to be in the funeral
home, like, all the time.

246
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:02,908
Oh.
Sal: All right. Murr.

247
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,510
There's a pencil in
the casket, murray.

248
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,780
Flick it up, and I want it
to get stuck into the ceiling.

249
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,549
Adam: He got it.
He got the pencil.

250
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,120
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

251
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,921
You guys are joking
right now, right?

252
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,657
What are you
talking about?
She saw murray move.

253
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,792
She said she saw this
[bleep] dumb piece of
shit move immediately.

254
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,062
What a dumb dead body.
Is he smiling?

255
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,598
Oh, he is smiling.
She sees you smiling.

256
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,467
Stop smiling. Stop smiling.
Stop smiling.

257
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,601
-What are you doing?
-I knew we were short staffed,

258
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,936
So I came in to fill in.

259
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,473
If you need anybody
to help laminate stuff, I can.

260
00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:35,874
[ laughter ]

261
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,009
Go help her laminate.
We'll give you another turn.

262
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,545
Go help. Go laminate.
Let's do this. Okay.

263
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,481
Oh, hey. How are you doing, sir?
What is your name?

264
00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:44,349
All right, here we go.
We're in. Murray.

265
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,018
Hey, murray, try not to
smirk and lick your lips.

266
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,553
Don't normally work
with a corpse

267
00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,821
Hanging right around, yeah.
No.

268
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,491
Sal: Murray. In the casket
is a red solo cup,

269
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,225
Q's got a ping-pong ball.

270
00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,861
I'm gonna have you guys
play a little beer pong.

271
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,763
He's not looking.
He's not looking.

272
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,966
You guys are good.
He's knee deep in laminate.

273
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,835
[ laughter ]

274
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,171
The first time that
I started working here, they...

275
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,209
An associate of mine
bought it.

276
00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:13,579
[ ding! ]

277
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,447
Sal: Oh, he's
turning around.

278
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,849
They used to have
a supply center above us.

279
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,450
Adam: Murr, get out
of the casket.

280
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,787
Do five burpees.
Get back in the casket.

281
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,789
On the dates that you're
scheduled to do that...

282
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,525
Yeah.
Sal: Oh, my god.

283
00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,860
...Prove that
the property taxes are high.

284
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,461
Everybody's property taxes.

285
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,397
Yeah. They got revenue.
He's out, he's out clean.

286
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,265
Right. So they
can't do it. Right.

287
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:38,002
Right?
But some people have
more time.

288
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,271
A bit more money...

289
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,541
You know?
All the seats are --
yeah.

290
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,409
What did you...

291
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,010
Hey, he doesn't see you.
Stay down.

292
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,413
What's going on?

293
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,815
The boss is, uh...
We got a leg loose here,

294
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,484
Down here, so it's just --
not only a leg loose,
a screw loose.

295
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,554
[ laughter ]

296
00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,889
Why are you playing?
What are you doing this for?

297
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,958
I was checking out the --
you're in on this.

298
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,626
[ laughter ]

299
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,094
Yeah. Have a seat, bud.
Have a seat.

300
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,563
Excuse me
one second, richard.

301
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,365
I'm just gonna dust
off these flowers.

302
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,233
Sal: All right, so q's got
a dustbuster right now,

303
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,834
Which will provide
a welcoming noise distraction.

304
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,302
Adam: Great distraction.

305
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,438
Yeah, murray, murray, put
your feet where your head were.

306
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,039
Put your feet
where your head was.

307
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,908
Head first. Other way.

308
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,377
Murray's got a look
of determination

309
00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:20,311
If I've ever seen one
on his face.

310
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,380
You know, they start
having beers around 10:00 am.

311
00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:24,916
You know what I mean?
They're planting flowers.

312
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,185
I'm like,
that's a job for me.

313
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,120
Now just kind of push.
Give a little kick.

314
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,590
Yeah. Kick. There you go.
Slide yourself in.

315
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,059
[ laughter ]

316
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,327
That's like
the wicked witch of the east

317
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,130
Just slowly dying
into her own coffin.

318
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,932
"I'll get you, my pretty."

319
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,735
Murr, give me a couple
of rockette kicks.

320
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:48,072
Some people be like,
uh, yeah, yeah.

321
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,808
Q: Some people
be like, nah.

322
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,343
Like, if a fireman dies
or something like that.

323
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,746
Sal: Q, just stops hitting
the dustbuster for no reason.

324
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,416
Murr, get out
of the coffin

325
00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:58,883
And do a handstand
against the wall.

326
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,485
Ooh.

327
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,421
Q: I don't know.
He was accusing one of...

328
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,689
Good luck.
Undulating out of it.

329
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,625
Nice.
Beautiful.

330
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,226
Wow.
If he pulls this off.

331
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,161
I was there with a --
with a girlfriend of mine.

332
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,030
I don't have kids,
so we, uh...

333
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,231
Sal: Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

334
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,633
You know,
I spend a lot of time --

335
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,234
I live not too far from
the staten island zoo,

336
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,769
So I like to go there.

337
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,504
Oh, my god. What?!
Adam: Wow. What?

338
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,840
What?! What?!
Wow.

339
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,708
This is unbelievable.

340
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,310
Get down!
Oh, wow.
That's the year...

341
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,045
[ ding! ]
oh, my god!

342
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,580
Yeah, hey, can you leave
the room without being caught?

343
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,116
[ laughing ]

344
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,651
Q: Your friends would --

345
00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:34,653
Your friends wouldn't record it
and put it on instagram

346
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,254
And then make fun of you
and stuff like that.

347
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,023
Like, it just wouldn't
happen that way.

348
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,993
Just, uh, make sure
that this is...

349
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,262
Nice egress over here.
You know what I'm saying?

350
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,997
[ sal laughing ]

351
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,866
Q's fireman
kicked in there.

352
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,137
Yeah, everybody was
just like in the moment.

353
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,472
Yeah.
You want to see a cool scar?

354
00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:55,606
Yeah. Come here.
Check this out.

355
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,141
Uh...

356
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,044
[ laughter ]

357
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,281
I just saw someone
over there under the table.

358
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,949
Q: Where?
Near the egress.

359
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,218
Over here.

360
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,354
Where's the guy
that was, uh --

361
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,623
That guy that was in the coffin?
Oh, there he go, there he go.

362
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,959
[ buzzer ]

363
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,294
This is sonya edwards.

364
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,829
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

365
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,431
Murr: Adam, you look like you're
squeezed in like a sardine.

366
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,233
First, we're going to
do the laminates.

367
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,834
So, have you
done these before?

368
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,637
Adam, we planted a bunch
of movies in your pocket.

369
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,174
Take one slip of paper out
and do charades to sal.

370
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,109
Q: Here we go.
Sal: Yeah.
This should be the whole box.

371
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,444
There's 200 in there.
Sonya: Okay. No, no.

372
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,979
We got it, we got it.
This is gonna be a hard one.

373
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,581
Murr: This is hard.

374
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,150
He's up.

375
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,320
That was not enough.

376
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,855
[ laughter ]

377
00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:47,458
Whip?
Yes! Whip!

378
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,526
Oh. Indiana jones.

379
00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:50,128
Yeah!
Which one?

380
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,530
"temple of doom."
no.

381
00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:53,298
"last crusade."
nope.

382
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,533
What?

383
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:57,235
[ laughter ]

384
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,873
Indiana jones...
Indiana jones...

385
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,874
Year [bleep] were you born?
You know this.

386
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,009
"raiders of the lost ark."

387
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,746
He got it! That's one.
All right.

388
00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:10,481
Adam, take your phone
out of your pocket

389
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,551
And try to order a pizza.

390
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:14,986
Crazy.

391
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,759
Murr: Adam, take your phone
out of your pocket

392
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,562
And try to order a pizza.

393
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,297
Crazy.

394
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,032
[ line ringing ]

395
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,300
[ whispering ] hi.

396
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,902
[ dustbuster whirring ]

397
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,838
[ laughing ] hot cherry
pepper pie.

398
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,508
[ whirring ]

399
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,776
Sal's just
vacuuming the air.

400
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,444
Man on phone:<i> Sir?</i>

401
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,180
Hot cherry pepper pie.

402
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,382
Okay. So these --
oh, so you're making a pile?

403
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,450
Are you making a pile
before you put them through?

404
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,252
Hot cherry pepper pie?

405
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,522
Can I get a cherry pepper pie,
please?

406
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,525
Ambrosia road.
I'm in a coffin

407
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:55,393
At a funeral home.

408
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,862
Can I get a cherry pepper pie?

409
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,130
Thank you so much.

410
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,264
[ laughter ]

411
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,533
All right.
You got it.

412
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,335
All right. Wow.

413
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,004
198. Okay, so that's decent.
Okay.

414
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,340
I hid some balloons,
and, adam, I would like

415
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:11,309
You to give you a best shot
at making a balloon animal.

416
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,746
There you go.

417
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,416
All the way to the tip.

418
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,353
[ chuckles ]

419
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:22,921
[ laughter ]

420
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,757
Sure.
I'll give it to you.

421
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,291
Put it on
your head as a hat.

422
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,227
Yeah, because if
any guests check the molding,

423
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,895
I want it to be dusted.
Uh-oh.

424
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,230
Uh-oh, uh-oh!

425
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,765
Oh!
Oh!

426
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,700
[ laughing ]

427
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,572
[ laughter ]

428
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,306
Busted.

429
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,576
So you already
kind of put most of these.

430
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:46,444
All right, adam,
I want you to take

431
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,312
A selfie in the coffin,

432
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,181
But make sure
you get sal in it.

433
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,917
Sal, you gotta dab
when he takes the photo.

434
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,919
[ laughter ]

435
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,622
Get as much water
as you can, like right here.

436
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,729
Man: Got it.

437
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,197
[ ding! ]

438
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:10,468
Adam, while in the coffin,
take your pants off.

439
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,470
What are we doing here?

440
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,606
He's gonna try
to take his pants off.

441
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:15,873
Oh!

442
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,743
[ laughter ]

443
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,678
Stand, stand.
Stand on the coffin.

444
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,346
Stand on the coffin.
Stand in the coffin.

445
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,015
You get connections...
Dab. Yeah, dab.

446
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,817
...And everybody
knows each other.

447
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,752
[ laughter ]

448
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,354
Can you jump out?
Could you like --

449
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,889
Could you cat-like
leap out of it?

450
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,157
A family --
a family is gonna come.

451
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,826
You gotta be like, oh, my god,

452
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,828
Like, family is going
to come here.

453
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,896
The guy didn't notice!

454
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,165
[ ding! ]

455
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,635
Narrator: Murr put the nail
in that coffin,

456
00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:46,437
Making him tonight's
big loser.

457
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,839
So, murr lost.

458
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,907
And, you know,
in reviewing last season.

459
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,510
Sal and I realized
that we really messed up one

460
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,778
Of your punishments.
Okay.

461
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,180
So now we're here at
fandi mata to correct all that.

462
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,382
Okay.
Because last season,
when we were here,

463
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,584
We had you put meat
into people's mouths.

464
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,787
What we didn't realize is
some people like free food.

465
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,455
So we went back
to the drawing board,

466
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,390
Literally back
to the drawing board,

467
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:10,127
And we figured out that food
plus mouth equals happy.

468
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,797
Yeah.
And food minus mouth
equals sad.

469
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,000
Got it. So I'm taking people's
food away from them?

470
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,401
Precisely.
Yeah, you got it.

471
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,803
But this is
just a theory,

472
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,605
So get out there and let's
put the equation to the test.

473
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,341
Sal: All right, murr.

474
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,677
I'm really nervous, man.
Same spot.

475
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,078
This is how he was
last time.

476
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,546
And then by like
halfway through,

477
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,947
He was like, back-flipping
over to their table.

478
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,083
Being like,
"meat in your mouth!"

479
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,952
Yeah. Last time people
were smiling in the end.

480
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,021
Yeah.
Today I want --
I don't want to finish

481
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,324
Till there's like
an exacto knife in your neck.

482
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,626
Oh, god. Man.
Q: Here he goes.

483
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,496
Oh, god. Oh, god.

484
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,431
She's drinking, she's drinking,
she's drinking.

485
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,767
Oh, my god.

486
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,036
God!
Stop muttering
to yourself.

487
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,771
You do this,
you son of a bitch.

488
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:54,906
Okay.

489
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,107
[ laughter ]

490
00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:01,178
♪♪

491
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,048
[ laughter ]

492
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,050
The bewilderment!

493
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,651
Um, excuse me.

494
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,653
Why did you take my drink?

495
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,055
"oh, I bussed it."

496
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,124
I-I bussed your drink.
I didn't take it for myself.

497
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,127
I bussed the drink.
I literally just got it.

498
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,461
I am so sorry.

499
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,731
"I'll self-report myself
to the manager."

500
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,599
What I'm going to do

501
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,601
Is I'm going to self-report
myself to the management.

502
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,536
If I did the crime,
I will do the time.

503
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,071
I mean, you don't have
to self-report.

504
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,472
It was an accident.
I have to.

505
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,207
"we don't need to get bent
out of shape."

506
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,076
We don't need to get bent
out of shape.

507
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,545
It's a fixable mistake.
That was just crazy.

508
00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,147
You just took my drink
and just dumped it in there.

509
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,549
"you know how, like,
when you're on the dance floor

510
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:38,816
And you get lost
in the movement?"

511
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,152
You know how...

512
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,621
You know how, when you're
on the dance floor

513
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,423
And you get lost
in the movement?

514
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,491
"that's bussing for me."

515
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,693
That's -- that's -- that,
for me, that's bussing.

516
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,963
"bussing makes me
feel good."

517
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,231
Bussing makes me feel...

518
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,967
Bussing makes
me feel good.

519
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,802
[ laughter ]

520
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,840
So...
"I shall self-report."

521
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,376
Self-report.
I<i> sal shelf-report.</i>

522
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,578
[ laughter ]

523
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,948
I shall self-report
and I'll be back.

524
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,120
Sal: "I sal shelf-report."

525
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,189
And then you
dropped a glass.

526
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,324
Oh, murr, I see that
table needs cleaning.

527
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,460
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

528
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,195
Good luck, buddy.

529
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,663
There he goes.
There he goes.

530
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,800
Woman: Oh!

531
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,936
[ laughter ]

532
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,337
-That was --
-why would you do that?

533
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,606
That was his martini.

534
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,808
I was bussing the table.
I'm sorry was that not done?

535
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,876
No. That was like
a whole martini.

536
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:39,811
-Was it?
-Yeah.

537
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,412
You just poured it
in there, see?

538
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,948
"I'm gonna self-report
this to the manager."

539
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,884
I have to self-report
myself to the management.

540
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,620
"so I will be chastised,
just so you're aware."

541
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:51,555
I will be chastised.
And gin martini with a twist?

542
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:52,890
Okay.
[ glass clatters ]

543
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,426
Oh, I cannot believe I
goofballed in front of you guys.

544
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,228
It's okay.
That's really
embarrassing to me.

545
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,696
[ laughter ]

546
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,831
-I'll be right back.
-Thank you.

547
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,298
Thank you. I'm so sorry again.
My apologies.

548
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,300
Q: "I'm goofballs."

549
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,035
I'm just mega
goofballs today.

550
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,903
No worries.
I'm like super goofballs.

551
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,172
[ laughter ]

552
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,510
Murr, try the table
with the red drink.

553
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,045
Okay.

554
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,779
Oh, my god,
his drink is half full.

555
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,616
Oh, god. Oh, god.
All right, here he goes.

556
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,854
Dude, I'm drinking that.
It's still mine.

557
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,788
Excuse me. Excuse me.

558
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,057
What's that?
I'm sorry.

559
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,258
I still had about
half my drink in there.

560
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,726
Sal: "oh, I bussed it."

561
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,529
I-I bussed it.
It looked like it was empty.

562
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,930
No. No, it was not.

563
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,999
Murr, take the glass out
and pour it back in.

564
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,201
It was not low.

565
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,003
No worries.
My apologies.

566
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,804
[ liquid pouring ]

567
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,273
Are you serious?

568
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,141
[ laughter ]

569
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,211
I'm not going to drink
the drink from

570
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,612
Poured in there.

571
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,548
"I'll go self-report
my mistake to my manager."

572
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,685
I-I will -- I will self-report
my mistake to my manager.

573
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:56,554
"I'll be right back
with the fresh half-drink."

574
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,422
I'll be right back
with a fresh half-drink.

575
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,491
[ laughter ]

576
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,159
"after I self-report."

577
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:03,895
After I self-report
to the manager.

578
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,100
That's a nice,
healthy full plate.

579
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,768
You have your
little food bucket?

580
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,303
Oh, my god.

581
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,171
Oh, my god, dude.

582
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,773
Oh, my god.
It's doing it again.

583
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,576
My god.
Oh, my god.

584
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,079
Q: That's a nice,
healthy full plate.

585
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,714
You have your
little food bucket?

586
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,751
Sorry?

587
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,154
[ laughter ]

588
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,891
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

589
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,493
I'm confused.
Where did you take the plate?

590
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,028
Murr: You weren't --
we just got that.

591
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,696
"sorry,
I bussed you too early."

592
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,432
You know, I bussed
your table too early.

593
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,300
My apologies.
"a premature bussing."

594
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,436
It was a premature bussing.
Yeah, yeah.

595
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,572
[ laughter ]

596
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:51,174
"I can tell I'm
repulsive to you."

597
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,577
You know what it is?
I can tell I'm repulsive to you.

598
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,912
[ laughter ]

599
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,247
She nodded.

600
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,181
[ laughter ]

601
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,584
Murr, eat something
from -- eat something.

602
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,919
Yeah, that was
the platter plate?

603
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,387
-Yeah.
-Okay.

604
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,923
[ laughter ]

605
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,391
Let me get you a new thing.

606
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,094
She looked like you were just
a disgusting piece of [bleep].

607
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,997
Go back and give
her some shit, murr.

608
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,532
So, guys, guys.

609
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,268
I don't know what that face was,
but I'm not repulsed.

610
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,737
[ laughter ]

611
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,541
So your face is unwarranted.

612
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,547
Turn around, murr.
You see a couple there?

613
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,216
Those are some very full
drinks, my friend.

614
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,685
Oh, my god, oh, my god.

615
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,087
Very full drinks
on that table.

616
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:40,491
♪♪

617
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,225
[ laughter ]

618
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,561
Clink. Cheers.

619
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:47,431
[ laughter ]

620
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,832
Murray,
now go get hers.

621
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:55,306
♪♪

622
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,240
Murr, grab their
water now.

623
00:22:57,442 --> 00:23:00,911
♪♪

624
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,980
[ laughter ]

625
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,115
Is this a time to defend
your honor?

626
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,917
[ laughter ]

627
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,387
Oh, their food's there, too.

628
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,456
Murr: No!
Oh, yes!

629
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,925
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, oh, my god.

630
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,660
Just go bus
the whole table.

631
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,529
[ laughing ] oh, no!

632
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,530
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

633
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,864
God, this looks so good.

634
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,599
Sal: Go, go, go.

635
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,335
-All right.
-No, no.

636
00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,603
No, no! [ laughing ]

637
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,606
[ laughter ]

638
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,549
So...
Wrap it up. Let's go home.

639
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,083
Murr, try
and get his watch.

640
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,719
Oh, he's -- oh, he's coming.

641
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,322
[ laughing ] oh! He's coming.

642
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,627
Murr, murr, drop the check.
Drop the check.

643
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,830
We take cash or credit.

644
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,498
Yeah.

645
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,233
[ laughter ]

646
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,369
That's it, buddy. I don't
know how we're gonna top that.

647
00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,237
No, no.
It's the full bill.

648
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,473
[ laughter ]